Friendlybirdseggs

I remember the bible saying something about this

https://sopuli.xyz/post/41570676

Feb 22 at 4:33pmWeb
Show threadrumschlumpelFeb 22
Feels like the kind of piece you’d put up as a protest against Trump.
Show threadAllNewTypeFaceFeb 22
If you can make a protest artwork against him, sell it to him as a monument to him, and have it go viral when exhibited at his presidential palace, that is truly goated.
Show threadBluelinerFeb 22
“Though one may be goated in the sauce, be not lost in it.” - Corinthians 69:420
Show threadPeppycitoFeb 22
You don’t want to get lost in the sauce.
Waving My Dick in the Wind

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Show threadBeastly.grFeb 22
Is that a gold goat dick??
Show threadPommes_für_dein_BalgFeb 22
Yes, someone specifically painted that goat’s pole gold.
Show threadhectorFeb 22

When I went to a barnyard I remember being struck by how large some of the animals testes were, like soccer balls, or volleyballs, idk if that is normal, but pretty sure goats had really big ones. I wonder if gold dick has balls built in on that too.

Fun fact, a surgeon, of sorts, before accredation, in the US did like hundreds of goat ball transplants into people. Had the most powerful radio station ever in the country to blast his business. Dr. Goat Balls, that’s a true story, early 20th century or something I forget. It didn’t work, transplanting goat balls, but he hid that until the fledgling AMA took him down.

Show threadMinnesotaGoddamFeb 23
it was originally covered with moneys, but you know how buddha statues get shiny on the belly where people rub them
Show threadPommes_für_dein_BalgFeb 22
Why does that look like my rural High School’s gym?
Show threadSinningStromgaldFeb 22
I am more amazed it isn’t covered in gold.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamFeb 23
why does it look like the church i grew up going to
Show threadN0t_5ureFeb 22
This is peak America.
Show threadArthur BesseFeb 23
there is a lot of competition for that title. eg
Littering 🚯 - Mander

Lemmy

Show threadthethrilloftime69Feb 22
Is this real?
Show threadXerxosFeb 23
Yep
Show threadBillyClarkFeb 22
Trump doesn’t need a goat made out of money. He needs a bull made out of bronze.