oops once again i struggle with multiple social medias

This bird can fit so many french fries 

 stole my chips
 screamed in my ear
 too round
 marshmallow peep impersonator
 scritches bandit
 ate from the rat trap in the pantry
 stole my hot wings after I was done with them
 embreezlement
 hopped one too many times
 eated all the millet
 swooped my computer mouse

What if this was me and you? jk jk, unless? 👉​👈​🥺​

An ode to butterbutts.