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Pop culture and music idiot savant. Memes and android dreams. Put on my red shoes and dance the blues.
So this is a real thing you can buy for the kids on #Amazon. I…I’m not sure how to react. I’m not offended, just seriously confused. Seems like more of a gag (no pun intended) you’d get for an adult, but maybe this is the natural evolution from making turd and phallic shaped things with a Play-Doh Fun Factory. #wtf #poop
Surf’s up.

This is the first #Beatles album my mom bought for me when I got into them as a mid-‘80s teen and bought Rock and Roll Music Vol. 1 on my own at Walmart on a six buck tape.

Mom was thrilled. She took me to the Record Bar at the mall and suggested 1962-1966 would be a great place to start. It was. I’m surprised there are any grooves left on these #records.

My fave Beatles album became the White Album. It’s still a fucking masterpiece. Anyway, thank you, mom for this great gift.

So much going on here. So many absent points of IQ.

I love the night life. I love to bogey. On the disco round…yeah.

#PerryComo is Still Alive #SCTV

That cat’s something I can’t explain. #catsofmastdn #kitty
Another #Christmas come and gone
#Santa pooping on your lawn
#Jesus showed off his tattoo
And #MrRoarke? He showed his, too
The Clash’s #LondonCalling is the greatest double LP, period. “Rudie Can’t Fail” is my favorite song from it. The part I like best is at the end where the band sings the “Rudie can’t fail” refrain and Paul Simonon’s bass does that little three note #reggae bop along with it. It’s simple, it’s a #groove, and it makes me feel #alive every time. #TheClash #JoeStrummer #MickJones #PaulSimonon #TopperHeadon