Alice McFlurry 
Sorry I missed your call.
I set my ringtone to a Phish song and you know those things can go on for hours, so text me if it’s important.
Amish Super Model
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Retired Amish Porn Star and current Amish Super Model gracing the runways from Milan to Minsk to Lancaster. Passionate Practical Progressive.
Remember back when we drank because it was fun…
Instead of being necessary?
I could never figure out why trust is based on how far you can throw someone.
Brosephine WiresA social media site… without people. Somebody write that down.
BREAKING: Snowflakes in Florida melting over Black History!
Florida Is Celebrating Black History Month In The Worst Way Possible - HuffPost https://apple.news/ABdzf_tYUQDyfJD4JH0Z0hg
Ironically, it’s my stunning humility that makes me so much better than everyone else.
SeaTeaI just did an Amazon search and didn't sort by price from low to high. They called me to see if I was OK.
Jimmer Cork-BottleThis day in history. 1846. Mormon leader Brigham Young led his followers into the west where a man was free to believe any bogus nutbaggery he so chose.
Chick-fil-A…
Come for the sandwiches…
Stay for the homophobia and bigotry.
BrianEMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS
CUSTOMERS MUST TOUCH FILTHY GENITALS AND RETURN DIRECTLY TO SEAT