Mastodawn

Amish Super Model

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Retired Amish Porn Star and current Amish Super Model gracing the runways from Milan to Minsk to Lancaster. Passionate Practical Progressive.

Sorry I missed your call.

I set my ringtone to a Phish song and you know those things can go on for hours, so text me if it’s important.

Remember back when we drank because it was fun…

Instead of being necessary?

I could never figure out why trust is based on how far you can throw someone.

A social media site… without people. Somebody write that down.

@MiseryTrickery I heard they’re working on a vaccine for that.

BREAKING: Snowflakes in Florida melting over Black History!

Florida Is Celebrating Black History Month In The Worst Way Possible - HuffPost https://apple.news/ABdzf_tYUQDyfJD4JH0Z0hg

“You’re worried that if you teach Black history, someone might get offended," one Florida librarian told HuffPost of Florida's culture wars.

Ironically, it’s my stunning humility that makes me so much better than everyone else.

I just did an Amazon search and didn't sort by price from low to high. They called me to see if I was OK.

@Tierno158 Thought perhaps you’d stumbled into a windfall.