Aaron Fisher-Cohen

@AaronMFC
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@tvaziri omg yes. The one where it makes a mom(?) seem resentful of her kids for making their dad a thoughtful gift?? Wtf? Who watched that and said “yes, this puts our product in a great light!”

It’s fucking bizarre.

@tvaziri fuck you Harley Jarvis! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!

@tvaziri you sure you’re not thinking of Kathleen Parker? I’ve never heard Jon Stewart equate the two like that.

Also, I’m a blue no matter who guy but he’d be being disingenuous if he didn’t ever say anything bad about Biden.

@mattsheffield wasn’t this just in response to that idiot krassenstein’s question about misgendering to save the world or some other stupid shit?

@tvaziri And during the roof explosion, which feels like it lasts 5 minutes, a bomb takes an elevator to try to blow up John!!

There’s no explanation except a bomb became sentient, took an elevator down, and waited for the ding before it blew up. I laughed so hard at that last night.

@tvaziri Also in my mind, maybe even up until last night, the scene when the henchman grabs a candy bar while waiting for the cops, has always taken place in a movie theater. Another weird kid brain thing.

@tvaziri I think I was the only one in the theater to cracked up at

“Bag it”

“Big time”

@tvaziri As a kid, when Bonnie Bedelia says “tell that to Takagi,” in my weird kid brain, I thought she was saying “Tell that to Dick Hockey” and I never really gave it much thought.

@tvaziri saw Die Hard in the theater for the first time last week (in theater, not overall), what a great experience!

Hadn’t seen it in a while a few thoughts struck me during it:

@ponysmasher fuck that’s hideous. Thank God for good private trackers.