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Started in making dumb video game content on YouTube, worked in news rooms around the country, helped get a president elected. Now work for the social media platform everyone forgets about.
The dude in Star Wars Survivor has no business being that hot.
I can't remember the last time I used a stapler.
People grumbling that #Mastodon is slow at the moment... You just turned up with 1 million people in a tiny, rural village and you're complaining there's a queue to get into the only tearoom, which is run by gay pensioners Babs & Maureen as a retirement hobby on Mons-Weds. Relax!
#TwitterMigration
If you don't post pictures of your pets, are you even really on a new social platform? #followfriday #dogsofmastodon #showmethepuppies #cupcakes
So did Elon really think his "R U hardcore- plz respond" email was going to pump people up or is he really trying to kill Twitter?
"See I used to be #TeamEdward but now I'm #TeamJacob." - Herschel Walker, probably.