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@chirpbirb nah, lmao, they can keep doing what they're doing idc, it's not like i'm using my upload for anything else

but it's amusing to see

i did send a message like "hey feel free to keep downloading; but you should probably share your downloads folder :)"

shoutout to the one person downloading my entire music library (500GB-ish) on soulseek, it seems

@kimapr @everyone look at my cat

@Dee not me tho, ive had my doorbell broken since i moved in and i have no intention to fix it :)

tv licensing fucks here are so funny

"WIll you be in on 2nd April?"

"As there's no record of a TV License at your address, you should expect a visit from an Enforcement Officer.

It may be on the 2nd April or another day."

so why did you mention the date if you're just going to say "oh it could be some other time though. who's to say. it could be then though."

also "2nd April" isn't a typo, they just fucked up the grammar. lmao.

oh lmao, read further

"Our officers visit an address every 9 seconds. Day. Evening. Even weekends. And if no one answers, they can come back."

fucking blow me

@sophie honestly this one just uses the website in a browser

has the side advantage of making it more annoying to check fedi At Every Time, which is honestly more healthy for it anyways

@livingshredder who deserves ram more, gamers or a lovely bot who has just downed its 5th stick

robot search and rescue dog adept at cutting and bending metal: the paws of life

@lambda "any pronouns? time to use at least 3 different ones in a single sentence"

@chirpbirb washy washy

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