Mastodawn

tv licensing fucks here are so funny

"WIll you be in on 2nd April?"

"As there's no record of a TV License at your address, you should expect a visit from an Enforcement Officer.

It may be on the 2nd April or another day."

so why did you mention the date if you're just going to say "oh it could be some other time though. who's to say. it could be then though."

also "2nd April" isn't a typo, they just fucked up the grammar. lmao.

oh lmao, read further

"Our officers visit an address every 9 seconds. Day. Evening. Even weekends. And if no one answers, they can come back."

fucking blow me

@5225225 one very frustrated person somewhere is having their doorbell rung every nine seconds, day, evening, even weekends.

@[email protected] but if no one answers, they can come back

@Dee not me tho, ive had my doorbell broken since i moved in and i have no intention to fix it :)