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I don’t have the budget to worry about brands like Façonnable; but holy hell I wish I had a reason to regularly pronounce such a thing.
run bleary into the afternoon
juniper welted
corduroy chaffed
burnin rubber & haulin ass
cul-de-sac freeze tag
meet me at the creek
my mom made us sandwiches
Some say Icarus went off course and flew too close to the sun; but I say this was a classic tan gent of hubris.
My grandmother used to tell me that the best things in life are paid for in privacy data that is being used for aggressive online targeted advertising
I don’t hate Mariah’s song but I love hearing others suffer because of it.
email grows so fast if you don’t prune it every single day
me: *empties water bottle into the lake*
go, you’re free now
I can tell u the top 3 menu items of all 6 fast food joints we passed on the way. I can tell u our waitress is a closet Furry & the guy sitting at the counter has 4 kickers on his fantasy football roster & knows how to handle himself at a buffet. I know the best place to look for a snack is the center console of the red minivan outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for half a minute before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?

Boss: you should begin your presentation with an icebreaker so your audience feels more at ease and gets a feel for your overall tone.

Me:

it takes a lot