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Boss: you should begin your presentation with an icebreaker so your audience feels more at ease and gets a feel for your overall tone.

Me:

it takes a lot
you can reinvent yourself and be anything you want now cuz we’ve all moved to a new school… so I’m gonna be lowkey david blaine street magic guy. Think of a G.
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