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Ruben J. Porras 🌮📷📝
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This Name is DeadA conversation between @jamiegray and I.
Jamie: Oh look, fried plantains.
Me: I've never had one, what do they taste like?
Jamie: Like a banana
Me: oooh I love bananas! *Bites* *blinks* that's not a banana.
Jamie: it's a cousin of a banana.
Me: it's something evil disguised as a banana.
Jamie: Oh look, fried plantains.
Me: I've never had one, what do they taste like?
Jamie: Like a banana
Me: oooh I love bananas! *Bites* *blinks* that's not a banana.
Jamie: it's a cousin of a banana.
Me: it's something evil disguised as a banana.
"Wife dragged me to this theater. Somebody shoot me." ~Abraham Lincoln's last Tweet.
Trump to his senior staff: I'm ready to go overseas guys! I've been studying foreign diplomacy at International House of Pancakes!
Admit it. You're only here for the endless stream of anime characters with massive boobs and ass-exposing skirts.
FrankDie Japanse follow en fav bots zijn lekker actief zeg!
Angie ✨✨✨... my room number at my hostel was 404. my flight back home from Dublin to Boston is 404.
this glitch in the matrix just keeps getting weirder and weirder and I feel moderately uncomfortable
Ian FryThere are now over 1,000 individual instances to choose from on Mastodon. 😲