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Ruben J. Porras 🌮📷📝
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This Name is DeadA conversation between @jamiegray and I.
Jamie: Oh look, fried plantains.
Me: I've never had one, what do they taste like?
Jamie: Like a banana
Me: oooh I love bananas! *Bites* *blinks* that's not a banana.
Jamie: it's a cousin of a banana.
Me: it's something evil disguised as a banana.
Jamie: Oh look, fried plantains.
Me: I've never had one, what do they taste like?
Jamie: Like a banana
Me: oooh I love bananas! *Bites* *blinks* that's not a banana.
Jamie: it's a cousin of a banana.
Me: it's something evil disguised as a banana.
@GinnyMcQueen Soft, fuzzy pussies are the best!
@milan Drop your pants and be proud!
@GinnyMcQueen Bon Jovi, Age 18.
"Wife dragged me to this theater. Somebody shoot me." ~Abraham Lincoln's last Tweet.
Trump to his senior staff: I'm ready to go overseas guys! I've been studying foreign diplomacy at International House of Pancakes!
Admit it. You're only here for the endless stream of anime characters with massive boobs and ass-exposing skirts.