Kentucky-Fried Abacus

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Rob the Rich, Arm the Poor
Social Justice is Civil War
my other @ is @404
No one twerks like Gaston
No one works like Gaston
No one's booty ecstatically jerks like Gaston
Intrusive thought: Life is too terrified to give Chuck Norris lemons, it gives him fresh, sweetened, and chilled lemonade
How did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler
@[email protected] @Decay @WiremanW dragged screaming to hell by demons

@dietpepsi global frequency was pretty good as an episodic twilight zone kinda thing

Cant remember if it was Image or not tho

@Decay all games are tetris too me
*the anthem of the ussr starts blaring loudly from nowhere*
@Decay pepperidge farm remembers
The "alt-right" being driven back is a success but nothing like a total one; they're pushing harder in their traditional stomping grounds so even as Unite the Right 2 was ten dumbasses hiding behind a million cops, the fash here in the PNW are getting more aggressive. They're not gone, and in places they've been driven out other forms of overt fascism are getting harder (viz. police repression).
Tremors is just redneck Dune send toot