Pumpkin Spice Jen

@ConfusedImp
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Extremely cool chick, not obsessed with nerd garbage.
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When the doctor asks you to point to a face on the pain scale
If Joseph had carried jesus to term instead of Mary instead of immaculate conception we'd have impreg.
@ConfusedImp werner herzog: the obscene malice to be found in the mind of the brain could only come from one who is a true genius, and therefore deranged. the mice are mirror images of each other, both geniuses and both deranged, and i find myself sickened to think of such a thing.

As we all know they're both laboratory mice. And both of their genes have been spliced. So how is it that one is a genius and the other is deranged? In this lecture we will examine the possibility that the megalomaniacal Brain is deranged. How then could Pinky be the genius? Two words:

Emotional intelligence.

At a friend's recommendation I checked out Savageland, a creepy documentary that uses an outbreak of monsters to talk about racism (with a disappointing end) and Absentia, Mike Flannagan's first zero budget outing that's surprisingly effective.
So what horror has everyone been watching this October?
Before he got into politics Hitler was a sandwich artist. A lot of people don't know this. Subway. Eat fash.
Each McDonald's mascot is an anthropomorphization of a menu item. Their character is the character of the food as envisioned by McDonalds. Cheeseburgers are charismatic, natural leaders. Burgers without cheese? They're inherently criminals.
Modrons.
The nice thing about mastodon is there are no gamers here. Call of Duty? Not today, satan, we're answering the Call of Tooty.