Mastodawn

I've been kicking around a Tinder bio in my head for like 6 months but God, who has time to flirt right now?

@Altruest i flirt all the time, i just wish my fiancé would know how flirting works

Ah, yes, one of your Earth customs

@Altruest nah flirting is great, but tinder always seems like flirting with pressure for more vs just flirting to flirt

much safer (????) to flirt with geographically improbable friends. yes.

(would not actually recommend this it's just what i do. XD)

@Altruest In this economy??

@Altruest Just make an OKC account and look for funny bios.