Pixel OccultIs livetooting a thing here? Because I'm about to watch this trainwreck and I may have opinions to share.
Alright I'm going in.
Right out of the gate this movie inflicts this gem of an opening line on me.
Narrator opens up sounding like a chiding voice over guy from a 90's after school special. Some rich jerk is going to launch a missile to cause an ice age and there is something about a stupid ark and time travel.
OK and we're in some kind of plastic bag forest with Matrix Bondage Tommy Wiseau carrying a gun behind his back and finding one of the discarded extras from TV's Dinosaurs chillin there. After the dinosaur's inexplicable cartoon voice emits a confused denial, severe trenchcoat guy opens up a locket and a butterfly comes out and then explodes.
I am mainlining insanity. This movie needs to slow it down, it's a lot to take in.
donut 🍩@PixelOccult if it's not then clearly you're the chosen one here to make it a thing because i've never seen this movie and i already have more opinions on it than i can count
Erin Bee@PixelOccult Why were dinosaur puppets and suits with vaguely humanoid eyes a thing in the 90s? Creepy.
Brian Rose@PixelOccult those are the most impractical shoes for a t rex, ever. like, how's he going to tie those laces? i can get behind the high concept dinosaur time cop but they lost me on the footwear.
@brianrose It looks like, from the latest screenshot, he's gotta tie three different sets of laces for each foot. With tiny t-rex arms. Iwafsdkla;was whyyyyyy
Garry Mac@PixelOccult having just worked my way through this backwards, and having never seen the film, your cinematic misery was a delight - I now, ummm, kinda want to watch it? It looks so awful I feel I have to experience it...