I'm moving over to harpy.life; if you want to follow me, I'm @erinbee 💜💜💜
1. Emily Dickinson said it way earlier, in like 1864 or something. Horny recluse isn't a great association for weddings, but it's not creepy Hollywood pedophile bad.
2. If you are going to miss the point entirely, at least attribute it to Selena Gomez.