Erin Bee

@erinbee
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Maker, crafter, genealogist, klutz, parent, disheveled dork at large. She/her.
I'm moving over to harpy.life; if you want to follow me, I'm @erinbee 💜💜💜
Actually, I'm more of a Gorgon than a harpy
Lithops, the Living Stone succulent. When it blooms, it looks like a flower cleaving a rock. #plants #nature
Pin a hanky to one side of your skirt?
Have it poke out of the top of a bra cup?
Wear it as a neck scarf and arrange the knot to the appropriate side? 🤔
TFW it's too early in the morning to do the calculations to figure out if the kitchen is isolated enough to run the coffee grinder without enraging the neighbours.

1. Emily Dickinson said it way earlier, in like 1864 or something. Horny recluse isn't a great association for weddings, but it's not creepy Hollywood pedophile bad.

2. If you are going to miss the point entirely, at least attribute it to Selena Gomez.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_0p_6qTssa

Selena Gomez - The Heart Wants What It Wants (Official Video)

YouTube
I just saw an ad for a wedding photographer that prominently featured the quote "The heart wants what it wants" attributed to Woody Allen. Really? Really? Gross.
If you like someone's round ass and thicc thighs, you don't get to complain about their stomach being soft. To quote Rihanna, "You want to have a butt, then you have a gut."
Or that one person who 3D printed a thing that let him mount a high powered camera lens to it
💁‍♂️🦋: Is this climate change policy?