Pixel OccultIs livetooting a thing here? Because I'm about to watch this trainwreck and I may have opinions to share.
Alright I'm going in.
Right out of the gate this movie inflicts this gem of an opening line on me.
Narrator opens up sounding like a chiding voice over guy from a 90's after school special. Some rich jerk is going to launch a missile to cause an ice age and there is something about a stupid ark and time travel.
OK and we're in some kind of plastic bag forest with Matrix Bondage Tommy Wiseau carrying a gun behind his back and finding one of the discarded extras from TV's Dinosaurs chillin there. After the dinosaur's inexplicable cartoon voice emits a confused denial, severe trenchcoat guy opens up a locket and a butterfly comes out and then explodes.
I am mainlining insanity. This movie needs to slow it down, it's a lot to take in.