JasonMay 16, 2017
Laughing sadistically at co-worker trying the most disgusting looking microwave meal I've ever seen. https://mastodon.cloud/media/kegjtDsdnyQdmJIvAxY
Show threadThis Name is DeadMay 16, 2017
That looks like something my dog puked up once..... @OldandConfused
Show threadJasonMay 16, 2017

@Meshelly I am a bad friend. I laughed at him the whole time.

He had to give up after a few bites. It was fantastic.

Show threadThis Name is DeadMay 16, 2017
What the actual fuck was that monstrosity supposed to be?
@OldandConfused
Show threadJasonMay 16, 2017

@Meshelly It was--I shit youse not--this:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Sams-Choice-Sam-s-Choice-Shrimp-Grits/129386570

Please note the piece of delicious looking bacon to the side that is there for no fucking reason whatsoever except to remind you that life is cold, cruel, and pointless.

Show threadThis Name is DeadMay 16, 2017
When expectations and reality are so far divided, that the Grand canyon seems like a piddly little crack you can hop over. @OldandConfused
Show threadJasonMay 16, 2017

@Meshelly And he's literally sick now. Had to run to the bathroom.

I'm laughing and laughing...

Show threadThis Name is Dead
Why would you even attempt to eat that?
It literally looked like puke. @OldandConfused
May 16, 2017 at 4:04pmWeb
Show threadJasonMay 16, 2017

@Meshelly I goaded him on.

I'm kind of an asshole.

Also, he's not very smart.

Show threadThis Name is DeadMay 16, 2017
I've come to the conclusion that stupid people are here for the entertainment of intelligent people. @OldandConfused
Show threadJasonMay 16, 2017
@Meshelly This is an absolute truth.