Laughing sadistically at co-worker trying the most disgusting looking microwave meal I've ever seen. https://mastodon.cloud/media/kegjtDsdnyQdmJIvAxY
@Meshelly I am a bad friend. I laughed at him the whole time.
He had to give up after a few bites. It was fantastic.
@Meshelly It was--I shit youse not--this:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Sams-Choice-Sam-s-Choice-Shrimp-Grits/129386570
Please note the piece of delicious looking bacon to the side that is there for no fucking reason whatsoever except to remind you that life is cold, cruel, and pointless.
@Meshelly And he's literally sick now. Had to run to the bathroom.
I'm laughing and laughing...