I thought that building a chicken wire screen over my vegetable garden would keep the neighbourhood cats from using it as a litter box (and digging up my seedlings in their shitty process).
Laid the screen (using fine plastic chicken wire, no stuck/cut paws) out over the garden and fixed with plastic pegs.
Not good enough, one end is all rolled up this morning, and I have to re-plant my radishes.
This would be roughly 7 chirps on birdsite. I'd be angrier too for some reason.