Greg Burrell 🚲🐟🥔🇨🇦

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Twelve-sided guy.

Also known as ivanvector on birdsite, instamess, Zuckerbook, Jimmypedia, and many others.

Oh I get it. On this instance the boost icon is a tiny shade darker purple when you've already boosted a post. Not very accessible.

Sorry to everyone whose posts I've been repeatedly re-boosting over and over again.

Auto-block any instance that buys into this crap. Nip this shit in the bud.

*smh*

Via @pourrito https://mastodon.ar.al/media/q-ukBEC_R60VJpWlOY0

Me: I should eat healthier, more salads, less fat & carbs, get in shape

Also me: https://icosahedron.website/media/2PdRSoo_89R2Rb1xue0

Sorry, websites, I can't see your "please disable your adblocker" notices over the volume of your autoplay videos.

So I go into the Superstore to get a couple portabella mushrooms. Walk up to the produce shelf and some guy runs up, grabs all the packages of portabella mushrooms off the shelf (like two fucking dozen) and runs off. Just randomly.

Fuck you too, universe.

Domino's Pizza app always fires a notification at about 4:30 on Fridays

Seriously that's the best notification coding I've ever seen

One of these days I'll learn not to listen to the weather report and just bike to work if I damn well feel like it.

Today was not that day. It hasn't rained even a little bit.

White cookware?

What a time to be alive.

Le chat pense. #mastocats #catstodon