James May is a total bam. #jamesmayisabam
@chris I don't imagine you want to be a bam.
@chris It's a Scots word for the flexible suggestion of an implication that someone is a bit rubbish. #hesasexistprickanddeeplyinlovewithanimaginedgoldenimperialistbullshithistory
@chris Man lab is everything totally sexist about the complete prick, as if any of that shit is the preserve of men and that the first series has mute women all over the fucking background is vomit worthy. Lost fucking arts of lawn mower repair, total twat.
@chris Yeh, no worries. I can see how you'd be jealous of his access to stuff, his bumblingly happy and innocent demeanour and his apparent safe cuddliness. It's just that actually he's every thing evil about Britain. More brexit than Farage. Being evil and selfish and happy is probably very much fun, personally I couldn't achieve the happy bit if I was truly the other two. #Iam80percenttheothertwo
@chris Who cares? What he gives to society is that rewritten misty eyed shit. He's a man-baby and if he's anything else in private then his public persona ruins that.