James May is a total bam. #jamesmayisabam
@chris I don't imagine you want to be a bam.
@chris It's a Scots word for the flexible suggestion of an implication that someone is a bit rubbish. #hesasexistprickanddeeplyinlovewithanimaginedgoldenimperialistbullshithistory
@chris Man lab is everything totally sexist about the complete prick, as if any of that shit is the preserve of men and that the first series has mute women all over the fucking background is vomit worthy. Lost fucking arts of lawn mower repair, total twat.
@caitlin I love how much you hate him. I studied at UEA and back in 1990 Brits weren't as quaint and old timey as James May thinks they still are today in the 201*s. Cheers for this chat.
@chris Yeh, no worries. I can see how you'd be jealous of his access to stuff, his bumblingly happy and innocent demeanour and his apparent safe cuddliness. It's just that actually he's every thing evil about Britain. More brexit than Farage. Being evil and selfish and happy is probably very much fun, personally I couldn't achieve the happy bit if I was truly the other two. #Iam80percenttheothertwo