James May is a total bam. #jamesmayisabam
@chris I don't imagine you want to be a bam.
@chris It's a Scots word for the flexible suggestion of an implication that someone is a bit rubbish. #hesasexistprickanddeeplyinlovewithanimaginedgoldenimperialistbullshithistory
@caitlin yeah that hashtag is totally him 1000%. How can he be so traditional and nostalgic and yet still wear flowery shirts and basically a bob? He's such an interesting contradiction. I've even watched his Toy show and his own Car show and his Man Lab show. I've had the full May experience (and it's only April).
@chris Man lab is everything totally sexist about the complete prick, as if any of that shit is the preserve of men and that the first series has mute women all over the fucking background is vomit worthy. Lost fucking arts of lawn mower repair, total twat.