Mastodawn

lap is cat bed cant move send help

i had a lot of :coffee: and have to pee but lap is cat bed pls advise

@lmorchard Cats like warmth but hate water. So unable to give good advice.

@lmorchard HOOOOOLLLD FAAAASST!

@lmorchard you will never pee again those are just the rules sry

@jrladd This is not unexpected

:coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

@lmorchard Sit straight. You're making the bed too precarious.

@lmorchard Careful: five of their six extremities are weaponized... It's a dangerous situation all right, but you can handle it!

@lmorchard no idea what to do about that cat situation, but can you expand a bit on your fascinating-looking keyboard..?

I mean, since you're going to be stuck there for a while anyhow...

@gnomon Oh, yeah: That's a Magicforce 68-key from Massdrop with Gateron Red switches and a boring keycap set - except for the cats

@lmorchard oooooooooooo