I want to be able to say"Turn on Bluetooth and connect to DOSS SoundBox (or some nickname I've given it, like "Portable speaker") and then have the sound start playing from there. I want to hear Mastodon's sounds!

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I have no idea what Mastodon sounds like, even though I have the sounds turned on. Better yet, I'd like to be able to just say or type "Play sound through portable speaker and computer's speakers" the places I want to hear it from instead of spending a freakin' hour trying to remember what thing I opened to turn the Bluetooth back on and get the computer to find the speaker that's waiting to be found, which then disables sound coming through the computer's speakers.
@Euphoria what kind of machine are you on?
@saper Some old Lenovo whose model I don't remember that its owner gave to "keep for him" because he wants to throw it out the window & pull his hair out when he tries to use it with Windows 8.1.
@Euphoria On Windows it's ugly. I usually do it via that litte rune icon on the bottom if it's there, if not - Start -> Control panel and find something remotely looking like Bluetooth runes.
@saper LOL Thanks Marcin. I've opened everything that says "Bluetooth" except the thing I opened yesterday to turn it off so I could listen to an audio book on my Kindle because I can't seem to find that Bluetooth setting now. Why aren't they all together for heaven's sake? I know you don't know. Only Lucifer knows. Heck, he probably doesn't know either, he just knows it gets people upset & boiling mad & wastes our time so it's all good in the Hell Department. Thanks for trying!
@Euphoria There must be a way!!!!