"you can turn into a dragon"
"Chaotic Good Boy"
@cypnk I think this rates as chaotic evil.
@kellerfuchs There's no indication of what the man's reaction was. If it was deadpan, probably neutral. If was laughing, definitely chaotic evil
@cypnk
Pushing the Pandemonium Button.
@cypnk in ten years, this "man" will be me.
@awg Please only use your training for good. You are the night. You are Bat Awg
@cypnk I'd say chaotic neutral is this minus throwing the bag into the train, lul
@vantablack I'd watch for the reaction too. If it's like the "I just do things" Joker type, then it would be chaotic evil. But I think neutral fits because it was birds and not grenades :P
@cypnk Fucking incredible story.
@deadsuperhero It's one of those scenes that needs to make itself into a movie or series. I'd watch that in a heartbeat😂
@cypnk Some people just want to watch the world burn.
@cypnk A man with a plan.
@cypnk awe! I love this. 😍😍😍

@cypnk

so this is basically the smartest dog in the world

went through training to handle human objects and stuff

then WENT ROGUE and now just does as he pleases

smart dog

@sydneyfalk It's the plot to the Bourne Identity except dogs can't board a flight by themselves

@cypnk

they don't have to

they fake the paperwork that says they're some other passenger's pet

then escape after landing

@cypnk That last line. Someone gets Me.
@cypnk If you can't use it to troll people, why bother?