"you can turn into a dragon"
"Chaotic Good Boy"

@cypnk

so this is basically the smartest dog in the world

went through training to handle human objects and stuff

then WENT ROGUE and now just does as he pleases

smart dog

@sydneyfalk It's the plot to the Bourne Identity except dogs can't board a flight by themselves

@cypnk

they don't have to

they fake the paperwork that says they're some other passenger's pet

then escape after landing