Is there some kind of law that says men's watches must have a dial the same diameter as Jupiter?

What is this gaudy nonsense?

My dad and granddads had watches you could actually wear without worrying about distorting spacetime or attracting orbital detritus

@cypnk
The law of stupid design and the marketing behind.

I'm happy with my old (small) watch. If I'ld like to have an 7" thing on my wrist, I'ld tape a phone on it

@_trampeltier Same. I have a Seiko that I've been happy with, but it's got a whole bunch of scratches on the face and bezel and the strap is a bit dirty. I thought I'd get something else for when I'm with company, but I guess I'm gonna wearing this
@cypnk
I have a couple of Swatches and an automatic Sector, but I can't (often) / don't like to wear a watch at work on my job now. Even in private I rarely wear a watch now. Almost just on holiday or rarely when I go out.

@_trampeltier I wanted to avoid looking at my phone all the time so I needed a way to tell time without it. The phone really kills the mood in private conversations. It's like an energy vampire

Also, I went camping in the woods recently and my phone was off for peace and quiet and to save the battery for an emergency (not that it mattered since I had no bars most of the time)

I'm pretty lazy with "gadgets" too so I wanted to avoid anything with batteries I might need to change