@SecureOwl Also check to make sure you haven't left the CD with your private special photoshoot in the tray of your work laptop. Unless that was some clever ploy?

And in a completely different case, do keep your child and animal porn collection on the computer and as fucking desktop background when handing the PC in for repair. We repaired it, saw it and called him to come pick his computer up. The two police officers sipping coffee in a room next door took him and his computer away. The look on his face when he realized they were there for him was priceless.

That's my IT tips for the day.