Mike Sheward"For the love of god, wipe down your work laptop before returning it to the IT team" - a memoir.
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@SecureOwl the most frightening viruses I've seen on computers haven't been digital
L@g0rb @SecureOwl the nastier bugs I found on a computer weren’t software.
LLM / Luddite Language Model@g0rb @SecureOwl if you can indeed see viruses, I’ve got a job offer for you! 😉