"For the love of god, wipe down your work laptop before returning it to the IT team" - a memoir.
@SecureOwl I used to work on HUNDREDS of Chromebooks every year when I was in EdTech. You really, really don't want to know how bad some of it got both in physical and software guck

@violet @SecureOwl there's a reason refurbishers and repair technicians wear gloves...

- Because "cat piss" is the least disgusting shite folks like Louis Rossman came across…