this is one of the photos of all time

i love the used market

This is the ideal  body. You may not like it, but this is what peak computing looks like.

Edit: Now only if those four SSDs didn't have to share only 4 PCIe lanes among them...

Seriously, this thing comes in Intel N100/N150 and N305/N355 configurations 

Edit: AliExpress links
Left one
Right one
(There are various listings by various sellers for both)

chaotic good motherboard I/O

(AsRock Z890 Taichi AQUA)

well okay then 

Edit: setting the trigger phrase to
"wakey-wakey eepy puter"