Mastodawn

oddly ominous amazon product promotional image

@trwnh
The last product you'll buy...

@mansalia @trwnh Reminds me of the old cola slogan "Live for now". Much more ominous with a slight pause after the first word.

@trwnh *Schubert's "Ave Maria" plays plangently in the background*

@trwnh @mcc come sleep with me, forever and ever…

@trwnh Is it a product for AI techbros to upload their consciousness to the cloud?

@jonpsp it's a foldable bed

"Honey, did you put the kids down for the night?"

"Yes. Yes I did"

"...for the night?" 😬

@trwnh I’ll take 3. For myself!