You know you’re a veteran when this tracks; satire of the anti-FOTUS, combat veteran variety.
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Now, here’s the plan.
First, we’re conducting a police call of the entire pool. Any leaves, algae, fish, ducks, tourists, or foreign dignitaries found floating in the water will be removed and placed in appropriate collection containers. I’ll even play some Metallica and Counting Crows to get us all pumped up. - The Duffel Blog
