Erik Uden 🚩There currently is no Queen, no James Bond, no Doctor Who, and no Prime Minister in the UK. It's just a shadow of itself.
Eowyn
SnoopJ@ErikUden @Daveography choosing to read this as a shadow government joke
Marcus "MajorLinux" Summers@ErikUden Hold on, now!
Stephen Ward@majorlinux @ErikUden I've just finished the main game and Paddy Gibson has shot right up my list of favourite Bonds. Looking forward to the next game more than the next film.
Stacey Cornelius 🇨🇦@ErikUden I mean, it might be better if the PM was two raccoons in a trench coat or better still, just appoint Larry. But no Doctor? oof
Solarbird 
Lex
Alien software, human hardware@ErikUden and as if that was not enough, someone over there put their secret Scones recipe on the open internet.
https://britishfoodhistory.com/2025/05/21/four-scone-recipes/
The UK is truely done for.
Xenophon
Jazone
rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyThey used to be a country, a proper country.
muddle
The cat who walks thru walls@ErikUden "Welcome to the system, here's the situation; it's a bit confusing, welcome to the maze!"
Azu :3
climbertobby@ErikUden just find one person to do all of it. Marrying the king should be easy enough, casting them for two roles, trivial. So what is Robert Pattinsons constituency?
hanktank61@ErikUden I guess there are some Young Ones unseen yet. And don´t leave out the Grandmas and Grandpas looking after the local railway-station. We saw many heroes on our last visit 🙂
joe•iuculano 
And no EU, either
Nohaironheed@ErikUden No need for them, AI can do it.
Darkroux@nohaironheed @ErikUden Might as well give the head of lettuce another try.
Gary 
skab
StarkRG@ErikUden It's been so long since it was allowed to subjugate brown people and take their stuff to put in its museum of stolen property, it's starting to get rather antsy. The point that the museum is even considering loaning some of the stolen property back to its rightful owners and Scotland is talking about another independence referrendum so I don't blame it for curling up in a foetal position and crying about its lost empire.
David B. 
I AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑🔥@ErikUden
Now is the time, Scotland.
Now is the time, Scotland.
jamo
James
DamonHD
Spitfire
Dark Phoenix 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇦🇵🇸🏳️🌈@ErikUden we have a malignant clown and his circus of sycophants tying themselves into knots in order to avoid public scrutiny, while the clown cleans out the coffers because he fired all the watchers. We are a horrific reduced ghost of ourselves.
ManuX
Renalia - #1 pizza downloader@ErikUden crossing fingers for there to be no england soon in the UK because god the world would be so much better if england didn't exist. heck i'd take just london ceasing to exist.
Faye
@jn ( -- ) #6118 DEO JMP2r@ErikUden the Untied Kingdom is entering a new era (typo intended)
Simon newslttrs.com@ErikUden Queen Camilla would disagree
Jacqueline@ErikUden the completion of the English bourgeois revolution is upon us! Annihilate the monarchy!
William B Peckham@ErikUden I am going to go crazy if I hear that someone named Lamont Cranston is trying for Prime Minister. 🤦♂️