@ai6yr This really stinks in every possible way.

After the Northridge earthquake, the local mini mart, and most of the others, put strings across each tray in their bottle racks to keep the bottles from falling onto the floor if the ground shook. No accidental clothing brush-bys anymore.

Has anyone called for a priest to bless the cleanup efforts? They bless wine at its birth. Why not its untimely demise?