Listen, if we can create trillionaires and billionaires in a day, surely we can destroy trillionaires and billionaires in a day.

I believe in us.

@Ashedryden Let's make the world's first trillionaire the very last trillionaire.
@Ashedryden It might take a few weeks to build enough guillotines but that is ok.
@Ashedryden you milkshake duck one, and right away there are two new ones

@Ashedryden If we can make trillionaires and billionaires in a day, we can end world hunger and child poverty yesterday.

There's no excuse.

Kill the parasites and let the host flourish!

@Ashedryden assuming a guillotine blade falls from 3m, it would cross the ~30cm of neck in 0.04 seconds.

You could get through a lot of billionaires in a day.

@dtl @Ashedryden No need to spill blood. Just spread one day so all of us collectively agree not buying anything from Amazon, not using Google, not using whatsapp, only phone calls.

That would destroy their companies. In just one day. Now, lets dream bigger and think if we could do it about one week πŸ‘€.

We just need momentum, inform people and good adversiting. One day every month

@dtl @Ashedryden After the first beheading they would buy all the iron needed to make more guillotines, and then swiftly travel to their bunkers by private jet 😞
@Ashedryden unfortunately, we have been seeding the ground for this parasitical growth since the fall of the Soviet Union. Newt Gingritch on the one side, and the blowjob democrat president on the other, in the 1990s. It's going to take generations to clean up this mess.
@poetaster @Ashedryden the Soviet Union is more of a sidebar to this process than a reference point
@wronglang my reference point is rotten ronald regonomics, aka, mr. 'tear down this wall'. The chicago school ethos has dominated the western political theatre since Regan and was part of the apparatus which the Soviet could not beat. That is a milestone in the descent of modern history to dystopia.
@Ashedryden it has been hard for me to believe we can do such things lately. People somehow love to give them more money, to buy any shit they spit on them, to buy their IPOs and to vote for the far right when the times come. Outside from the internet, I feel very desolated, like I'm the only one who's against all this shit.
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@Ashedryden Valid. ig;dw: β€œIf we shift our current murders to exclusively billionaires, they’ll be gone in two weeks. No extra murders, just the same amount we already have. And it’ll probably make other people think twice about becoming billionaires.”
@sellout @Ashedryden And why is getting rich a sin?
@Matta0b_ @sellout @Ashedryden I think it's more about what one needs to do or be in order to be so much richer than anybody else.
@Ashedryden won't work. billionaires oppose public transportation. Therefore, they are not commutative.