@clickhere Nahh we just carry monkey wrenches. Btw it was a joke, albeit with a purpose. Only ever broken a window once, the polis round here are pretty quick. They break the windows.
@Wen@clickhere Yup, top tip. Call the police, only smash the window yourself if they haven't turned up and the dog's life seems to be in danger. (With kids, if there's any suggestion they're in trouble, I'd have less patience. Still call the police though.)