From the "Pivot to woodworking" department

#InfoSec #ShitPost #DevOps #Logs #VennDiagram

@ge0rg
my friend @ozzelot has considered getting into plumbing, because it's less shitty than most technology
@moses_izumi
i am honored to be called your friend
@ge0rg

@moses_izumi @ge0rg @ozzelot

I dunno... I think toilets have always been a major area of enshittification

@luxliquida @moses_izumi @ge0rg they overlap with old audio engineering wisdom, though: shit in, shit out.
@luxliquida @moses_izumi @ge0rg @ozzelot But contrary to tech, in toilets, the shit is (mostly) transient.
@ge0rg
The woodpeckers and I

@ge0rg

!! I have done both.

@ge0rg so if you are a forest ranger and a devops engineer you look for bugs in logs? (Yes, this is a callout of a wrongly used venn diagram)
@ge0rg Pivot is happening because then programmers can finally be happy when they see bugs.
@ge0rg One log you can touch and lift. The other log? I don't know an engineer log.
@ge0rg @lysdexic needs an Elmer Fudd circle too
@ge0rg just showed this to my wife while she's in the process of *doing exactly that* :-)
@ge0rg You could add a third circle for proctologist
@ge0rg I need a survey on how many of us actually daydream about being woodworkers while we troubleshoot
@ge0rg If you find the wrong bugs sometimes you light the whole thing on fire to reduce spread.
@ge0rg fun fact, the log (file or book) derived exactly from log (wood) https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/logbook
logbook - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

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@ge0rg ah, now I get it: why someone who spends a lot of time in IT has urges to end up wanting to spend time in the forest
@ge0rg gastroenterologist
@ge0rg thanks for the addition to my “Venn Diagrams of Interest” collection!