@PixelProphecy I personally love the "Crash in progressโฆ"
"We haven't just crashed. No, we're right in the middle of it!"
@console The good thing about that is that a crash now opens the "Save as" dialog which seems their "fix" for it:
Me: "I broke my arm and the bone sticks out!"
Adobe: *puts a band-aid over it* "Not an issue that requires attention anymore."