Oh no! „Squidbleed“ found by Mythos! When using http:// urls via a squid proxy, an attacker might see the data!😱

Maybe we should all be using https: on the internet or expect our traffic to be public. Wait…we already do that since Lets Encrypt started a decade ago!

This vulnerability could have been a bug report.💁🏻‍♂️

https://www.theregister.com/security/2026/06/23/mythos-discovers-squidbleed-a-memory-leak-thats-gone-undetected-since-clinton-era/5260367

Mythos discovers 'Squidbleed,' a memory leak that's gone undetected since Clinton era

Plus more blasts from the past: NetWare, FTP, and HTTP

theregister
@icing like I said, "sysroot injection is the classic pkgconf threat model" 😂
@icing this is such a ridiculously niche configuration lol. still, I'm gonna try and exploit our Sooper Dooper Enterprise Web Filtering Vendor at work tomorrow, who just so happen to have based their product on a 10 year old version of squid (and the hostname of the squid instance is 'TEST' so you know it's extra good)
@icing Reading the vuln report:
@icing this is the first time I’ve ever heard of squid so I’m probably super extra safe 🥴
Guido Gallenkamp (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Hm. Ja, auch ich frage nach 🥲 #https

Tuffidon
@gg Ha! Aber ich glaube, da hilft auch ein CVE nicht weiter.
@icing @gg wir definieren einfach in einem Gesetz, dass HTTP Stand der Technik ist und als verschlüsselt gilt. Es bedarf schließlich besonderer Anstrengung und spezialisierter Werkzeuge, die nicht jeder hat (ich meine, Du brauchst einen Internetanschluss, wer hat den schon in Deutschland)? Und da es Grenzkontrollen gibt und die Daten nur in deutschen Netzen fließen ist doch alles sicher, oder?
@tux94 @icing Es gibt eine deutsche Sondertaste, mit der man auf "alles sicher machen" umstellen kann.
@gg @tux94 Das muss die "Trollen" Taste zwischen "Drucken" und "Pause" sein, richtig?
@icing This article feels like a shill for AI the way she phrases it by putting the humans in the back seat:
"...until AI (and a few humans) saved the day."
@icing hmm...HTTP...FTP...NetWare‽...yeah, this "vulnerability" should not concern anyone worried about "security" in 2026

@icing the security industry has always struggled with context when evaluating "security issues".

The fact that somebody could, if they broke through 4 other layers of security gain access to data that isn't actually sensitive anyway isn't the emergency you think it is, Mortimer. The lock on my bathroom door also isn't going to stop people from stealing my toilet paper.

@icing missing the big story here: Mythos is first AI to discover time travel!
@icing when I forget to lock my session "oh no l, the superbug of amnesiableed"
@icing Found before it got embargoed, I guess?
@ferricoxide As I understood the article, they followed coordinated disclosure.
@icing

The embargo on Mythos (and Fable) was only a couple weeks ago. I assume this Mythos-originated finding happened before then and the more-recent disclosure was part of that coordinated-disclosure process.

@icing

They are digging deep to support the bubble.

#AI #Insanity

@icing
If data:// is so good, where's datas:// ?