a few minutes ago i got an AI-assisted alert from our outside cameras that said:

“a large black dog walks through the yard”

“huh, that’s strange” i thought to myself. “we don’t have a large black dog.”

i played it back. that ain’t no dog.

@SecureOwl free cow?!
@0x00string took 5 days but the owner got em back, two escaped
@SecureOwl hahahaha i hope they had a lot of fun and caused a lighthearted ruckus