Paul Chambers🚧

Doesn't JD Vance have his own security clearance to access the DOD computer systems? Who is this woman on the ID? Why doesn't Vance have and use his own clearance?

A card can be seen inserted into the laptop sitting in Vance’s lap that appears to be a Common Access Card (CAC), an identification card used by U.S. defense personnel. The photograph on the card, however, appears to be of a woman and not of Vance.

Cybersecurity experts criticized the incident, noting that government-issued smart cards should never be used by anyone other than the assigned individual or left in public photo #USPol #Iran #3Stooges

Qatar’s prime minister posted this picture:

Jun 22 at 4:08pmWeb
Show threadSteve Thompson PhDJun 22

@paul

He looks rightly baffled. What a moron.

Show threadTeflonTrout  he/himJun 22

@paul

Appears to be, nothing. IS.

Show threadUrzlJun 22
@paul But if he commits the espionage and treason on his own ID, he might get in trouble!
Show threadT. J. BombadilJun 22
@paul anyone else would 100% be fired for this.
Show threadJason844 🙃Jun 22
@paul Gotta make sure the classified info meets Qatar's needs before Couch F***er's staff transfers it over.
Show threadvoytrekkJun 22
@paul You do not need a clearance for accessing this system. CACs are only used for unclassified systems. Likely he didn't have his CAC with him. I'm sure he has plenty of aides that would be able to carry it for him.
Show threadHot Dog Water, Zero FuxJun 22

@paul

Oh! It's a coat rack! How awful.
What a room full of shafts with dribbly holes in the end.

Show threadCM HarringtonJun 22
@GGMcBG @paul ah! I was like ‘wtf is this half a bowflex bullshit doing in a break room?!’
Show threadPaul Chambers🚧Jun 22
@octothorpe 😂 @GGMcBG
Show threadKrzysztof SakrejdaJun 22
@paul well, she's getting thrown under the bus so fast
Show threadDavid CohenJun 22

@paul @Guillotine_Jones I have three words that may refresh your memory about the security posture of the current US administration.

1) Waltz
2) Signal
3) Journalist

Show threadan actual busJun 22
@paul Surprise surprise these guys are clowns 🫠
Show threadUltra Verified 🇺🇦 🇬🇱Jun 22

@paul

Don't worry, it's only one of Putin's operatives. They have access to the entire DOD system.

Show threadBryan L. FordhamJun 22
@paul Does the ID belong to Trump's "great daughter?"
Show threaddraNgNonJun 22
@paul they are in the break room. he's just trying to play tetris on gov't equipment. that also explains everyone's expressions.
Show threadPaul Chambers🚧Jun 22
@draNgNon It takes JD Vance two helpers to play Solitaire. lol
Show threadWesDymJun 23
@paul One is an expert in black cards, the other in red ones.
Show threadJaicupJun 22
@paul jd is involved that means it's not important.
Show threadDjDogJun 22
@paul The card is supposed to distract from the embarrassingly long ties.
Show threadPaul Chambers🚧Jun 22
@DjDog 😂
Show threadmtnrbq65Jun 22

@paul

Right, so he had to borrow a woman's CAC to access the system, but him and his buddies are still too stupid to know what they're actually doing. Sounds about right.

Show threadpuretasteJun 22
@paul I DONT KNOW ALL I CAN THINK OF NOW IS "JD ENHANCE!"
Show threadButtered JortsJun 23
@paul we are clean on OPSEC
Show threadSean LynchJun 23

@paul

They found the card in a bathroom at Mar A Lago, and it still works!

Show threadChuckJun 23
@paul Small point of order, clearances and CAC cards are different things. It *is* a security violation to leave your CAC card in the computer, so the woman could be written up, but Vance no doubt told her to leave it when she stepped out of frame (to take the picture?) The audit record will show what was done on the laptop under her identity which could be bad for her. No I don't expect anyone to care. 😃
Show threadBarry Cook 🇨🇦6d ago

@paul - the Garden Gnome isn’t trusted with real equipment of his own.

Much like we all hope the *real* military (not ‘Hegseth’s Heroes’) have replaced Agent Orange’s red nuclear button with a Staples ‘Easy’ button.