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Jonathan Schofield 6d ago

UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

Keir Starmer
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Rishi Sunak
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Liz Truss
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Boris Johnson
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John Major
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Ken Milmore 6d ago

@urlyman As a yardstick for political impermanence, the lettuce seems well suited - for prime ministers. But I fear we will need a smaller unit to measure the tenure of Reform councillors. I cannot offhand think of a vegetable that perishes rapidly enough. 🤔

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Benny from the Block 6d ago

@kbm0 @urlyman Milk seems to have the appropriate longevity. 🥛☀️

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Jonathan Schofield 6d ago

@feijoa
👍 and joins the dots back to Milk-Snatcher Thatcher

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Ken Milmore 6d ago

@urlyman @feijoa Yeah it needs to be in a 1/3 pint bottle with a Sweetheart straw, like we used to get at school prior to Maggie. You'd better call the Daily Mirror and let them know.

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Benny from the Block 6d ago

@kbm0 @urlyman Proper English milk. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Jonathan Schofield

@feijoa for local people, we’ll have none of your woke plant milk here!

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