This is just too boring a movie to even riff on as usual.

Filming: Fine. Night shots even look OK, tho the field "chase" was pretty bad. Some shots even look good! Charles Band's crew.

Synth: Eh. Too much, not very good, but not *bad*.

Sets: It's a convent. They rented it for a week?

Nuns: They don't do anything, not even flying. I want flying nuns!

Lee: Keeps a straight face reading any dialog, what a trooper. Never phones it in like David Carradine or whoever.

#monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld

"On Earth, your talents are used for destruction. On ours, we use them to build."

Says a guy who just xenocided Earth with disasters!

Fucking always hypocrite aliens.

But are they really gonna take some diseased Humans? That doesn't make any sense.

Pyrotechnics team level up: Car, methane tank, EARTH.

Well, that's it. No more movies, no more Earth. Maybe Arthur & Ford got away, too?

#monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld