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Viss
Aatch@Viss @aperturememelabs the "Congratulations Homosexual" put the whole thing in Cave Johnson's voice for me.
(Edit: spelling)
Brahvim@aatch @Viss @aperturememelabs
...I thought the "Announcement" voice was actually supposed to be the voice of the guy with the "If the laws of Physics no longer apply in the future, God help you!" line (Portal 2)...
Ivor Hewitt@aperturememelabs This was a triumph! Huge success. 👍
Pierre Massé@ivor @aperturememelabs aperture science: we do what we must because we can
Anders Norén@aperturememelabs
Will there be cake?
Will there be cake?
@violanders Thank you for your Question [Test Subject Name]!
Regardless of your sexuality, once any Test Subject's testing is done, we will initiate the baking procedure. Then there will be cake
Fuómi4Tanghmmmm
Terry Wallwork@aperturememelabs
See now i wonder what rainbow GlaDOS looks like
See now i wonder what rainbow GlaDOS looks like
I AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑🔥@aperturememelabs
I hope there will be cake. There was some mixup last year with the baker and 5 or 6 sentry turrets.
I hope there will be cake. There was some mixup last year with the baker and 5 or 6 sentry turrets.
@xinit Thank you for your input, [Test Subject Name]!
We have good news! We have automated the baker away and replaced them with sentry turrets. They immediately innovated by supplementing cocoa with black powder from their bullet shells.
Not only did that streamline our logistic procedures, but according to our testing, test subjects did not notice the difference!
We are still working on having subjects eat the cake after the baking procedure, though