Étienne Charignon
Natasha 
🇪🇺🇮🇪I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam.
It’s a first person shooter.
Agnieszka R. Turczyńska@agturcz
Isabel agrees with you 😂
Isabel agrees with you 😂
@Natasha_Jay She's a saint! 😁
@agturcz
Certainly has the patience of one ...
(she really saw your comment and said she agrees)
Estel@Natasha_Jay weirdest conceptual Remake of Sin ive ever heard of
avatastic 
@Natasha_Jay potential name: The Eve of War.
Lain Values Goose - 71@Natasha_Jay as always, your jokes are amazing. Pure art
@protocol7
Tbf most are curated. Sadly only the occasional one is actually mine.
Tbf most are curated. Sadly only the occasional one is actually mine.
@Natasha_Jay it takes greatness to recognize greatness
2qx 🔻Didn't life come to earth on Asteroids?
Incident Creator ❎@Natasha_Jay
>THWAK!<
>THWAK!<
MegatronicThronBanks@Natasha_Jay Your Free Coffee for the week is on its way.
Josh Grant@Natasha_Jay booOooO
Mick 🇨🇦
Jayne 
🇪🇺🏳️🌈My wife is currently alone upstairs and speaking to our HomePod in our bedroom 🫣
I’m downstairs with our dogs and, after listening to Caroline, I’ve just read them this…now we’re all looking at each other with raised eyebrows 🙄😆
@TCMuffin
I love the idea that these get shared beyond the Fediverse. 'Yes it's from that nitwit Natasha again but wait, listen ...' 😁
I love the idea that these get shared beyond the Fediverse. 'Yes it's from that nitwit Natasha again but wait, listen ...' 😁
equiraptorI just shared it with a group of friends who "enjoy" these sorts of puns.
I'm anticipating a bunch of rolled newspaper reactions.
🗞️🗞️🗞️
That’s from me and our two dogs ❤️🐾🐾
With love and affection…
BrianKrebs@Natasha_Jay That's cold. Dude was clearly unarmed: He was naked!
Vysogota@briankrebs pretty sure he was hidng a weapon behind that fig leaf... @Natasha_Jay
gloriouscow@Natasha_Jay i literally muttered "god dammit" at this post
xyhhx 
@Natasha_Jay throwing my phone in the toilet for this one
7heoToo bad "Eve online" is already taken...
Michael Gemar@Natasha_Jay @briankrebs I will begrudgingly admit that’s brilliant.
Count Holdem@Natasha_Jay Did you know Adam's last name was Ning?
Yep, he married Eve Ning.
O.VoãoWhat A DAMNING revelation! 😯
Ryan@Natasha_Jay crush the patriarchy at the source ... Quake had a nailgun as a recall. Instead of nails, why not ribs?
Rich Green
Ramón 🇨🇴@Natasha_Jay 😂😂😂 amazing !!!!
Dave Disser
The cat who walks thru walls@Natasha_Jay But that's not even the best part! There are alternate endings depending on which period you kill Adam in. If you pick the time just after Eve has sated her own curiosity, fought the snake guardian, plucked the apple and eaten it, but before she has told Adam what's what, then consider: Adam and Eve have to redeem themselves for the original sin; however, Adam has already suffered a violent death. Now the snake guardian steps in and, out of respect for Eve who won their fight earlier, takes up her defence. The snake argues that Adam's death has redemed the original sin. There is no need to cast Eve out of the Garden. So she remains there, fully aware of all aspects of her body now, with all of eternity to explore herself, the Garden, the snake, and whatever else she wants to.
Cy
Jargoggles@Natasha_Jay
A game where you have to create the biggest temporal paradox by going back in time and killing your dad... and then his dad... and so on and so forth until you get back to Adam.
A game where you have to create the biggest temporal paradox by going back in time and killing your dad... and then his dad... and so on and so forth until you get back to Adam.
Willy Neuhaus@Natasha_Jay
If you would eliminate Eve, we would still be in Paradise 🤓
If you would eliminate Eve, we would still be in Paradise 🤓
NinjaDebuggerIf you kill god, we would also still be in paradise and Eve would be fine.
Rather impossible since there is no God.
Then there's no need to kill eve?
🎀𝓀𝒶𝓃𝑒𝑒𝓁🎀@Natasha_Jay uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr
Aleš Roubíček@Natasha_Jay now make it from the perspective of Cain...
Hamish The PolarBear@Natasha_Jay Brava! 👏🏼
Mac@Natasha_Jay I'm so mad
Adam@Natasha_Jay *worried*
Talia J. Petersen
Fragarach@Natasha_Jay
You're on form these days! 😊
You're on form these days! 😊
👽🐦🦇🐉💻well... ... ... not really.
if we assume that god did in fact exist in this context, then at the very least it's 2nd person and that assumes we don't count his other persona or the angels.
Wulfy—Speaker to the machinesYour game idea sucks.
No challenge.
God mode enabled by default.
Adam is on low XP with no gear.
Hasnt even unlocked the stone age tech tree.
@n_dimension
I love this, especially the God mode one
I love this, especially the God mode one
🇪🇷Götterdämmerung@n_dimension @Natasha_Jay
Original Sin.
You're sent back to Eden to assassinate Adam before Mankind can rise. The only way to save humanity is to cancel the pilot episode.
Gameplay: sneak thru Paradise, only armed with primitive shit like Rib Bow, Fig Leaf Camouflage & the Rock.
Tree of Knowledge: tutorial menu. Each fruit unlocks new skill, also adds anxiety, shame, etc.
@n_dimension @Natasha_Jay
Tree of Life: Adam keeps respawning under it.
Serpent: Your handler. Persuasive but untrustworthy. Also sells premium battle pass.
Lions with Lambs. Peaceful until you chose violence. Lions choose lunch. Lambs discover religion.
Angel with Flaming Sword. Final boss guarding the exit. Sword has infinite durability. Fire damage. No save file possible.
Twist ending: Kill Adam, remove Original Sin. Erase yourself from history.
Dreaming of dad jazz.
Boab@Natasha_Jay perfekt!
Le Gaume@Natasha_Jay great !
Purrbiscat@Natasha_Jay Stop it Natasha !! :D Your puns are just getting worse.... groaann